"No one fucks with me and gets away with it."
a new years greeting…
"Private School Girl Gone Wild" Ja’mie x Madonna (music video)
I made a vogue house tribute to Ja’mie - hope you like it! https://soundcloud.com/cunt-traxxx/private-school-girl
Finally, photographic evidence of the historic Lilley/Kardashian summit. (Also, cute wedding cake-toppers, right?)
OMG, this is just TOO good! Haha, wedding toppers? They do make a cute couple. Kanye better watch his back but Chris loves him too so it’s all good! Thank you so much for another genius submission, knittedchrislilley!
Submitted by Livey Toribio
Living in Las Vegas Nv , just got turned on to Chris Lilley few months ago. Yadi Yadi I want shirts, stickers, panties etc! Help!! Signed , A sin city fan, Livey
Competitions are a coming now! I only get paid fortnightly peeps! Bare with me!
Submitted by Chrissy C
There are many folks on the ‘net who have noted that Our Chris looks somewhat like the departed Elliott Smith. I read that and agreed, kind of, but always thought that something or rather someone was missing from the equation. Couldn’t quite figure out who it was until tonight when the answer just popped into my head.
I’ve used Cheezeburger Network’s “Totally Looks Like” builder (it only lets one compare two people or things so I had to cheat a little using Paint) to create my version of who I think Chris really “TLL”. Interested to see if anyone else agrees with me?
So, very recent fangirl here thanks to HBO. Still in that giddy, honeymoon stage. I’ve got a region-free player so I ordered the whole Lilley back catalog from Oz, in the special edition DVDs, and then invited all of my friends over to watch ‘em.
(BTW: I put a new clip of Chris onto YouTube. It’s from the BBC during last year’s Comic Relief. The AB scenes in it are nothing new but I liked how Comic Relief hosts raved over Chris before demonstrating an “official secret fan hand gesture” to the audience. On the ‘Tube, just search for Anglogirl1 - it’s currently the featured clip on my channel’s homepage)
I don’t watch a lot of TV shows more than once but have enjoyed breaking this pattern by re-watching AB again and again. There are just so many extras little things – almost like Easter eggs - that you notice once you tear your eyes away from its star. A few of my favorites:
- From when she’s allegedly smacked by S.mouse to when she returns the next day, Lasquisha’s invisible black eye changes sides (watch how she pats her face).
- Blake’s and Hunter’s batchelor cooking skills are truly horrifying. Mmmmmmm, corn on the cob, dry-roasted in a pot and still in its husk. I rather think they just wanted to ruin their healthy food irreparably so they could call for a pizza for the fifth time that week.
- Whenever she gets out of the kitchen, Kerry sure has a graceful, sexy walk. Was Deborah Jones a dancer?
- Throughout the whole series, there’s a huge bowl permanently crammed with fruit, topped by a dozen or so extremely ripe bananas, that sits on the counter of the Sims’ kitchen. No one disturbs this fruit, ever. Whenever anyone’s shown eating, it’s either chips, pudding cups, endless slices of faggy toast or, of course, a nice big communal bowl of melted chocolate.
- Very tickled that the Garingal boys, made to perform to S.mouse’s cuss-free song, came up with a dance a thousand times more cool than the original, with nary an elbow-slap in it.
Sigh. Just. Love. These. Shows.
I think I officially love any Chris fan with the name Chrissy. You’re all so cute.
That is actually The Guardian Guide magazine. We have the scans up in our gallery that you can view HERE.
It seems pretty obvious to me that the documentary crew(s) arranged for the legends to show up so they’d have a fantastic end for their film. I watched Angry Boys with the idea that each storyline had been captured by a separate docu crew and that all the filmmakers then found out about each others’ projects and decided to collaborate. Has Chris ever commented about just WHO was supposedly making this documentary and why? Did it all start with the We Can Be Heroes people coming to Dunt to do a follow up on the Sims twins for some reason? Also, since characters would occasionally refer to the filmmakers being there, I was surprised Blake didn’t mention that there was footage of Ashley borrowing the van on the night of the arrest. Hmmmm. Perhaps I’m overthinking this?
- Chrissy (firstname.lastname@example.org)
We agree that the film crew told the Legends about Daniel & Nathan’s party. We think that it was the same crew to film all of them, but they had different people go to each location so they could film everyone at the same time, you know? I don’t think Chris has specified WHY a docu crew decided to catch up with the Twins (I could be wrong or have forgotten, let me know). I think it’s safe to assume that it is the same people from WCBH or some of the same who wanted to catch up with them and realized they had a bigger production on their hands if they could get involved with the Legends.
As for using the footage of Ashley, they most likely did end up using it for the court case that ultimately helped Blake prove his innocence. Nah, you aren’t over-thinking! It’s fun to think about this stuff :)
Had a dream that as a season finale to angry boys, chris as nathan got his head transplanted on a different body? He was restored to full health, and the final scene was a close of a triumphant tear rolling down his cheek. I need to talk to someone.
Submitted by: mehsaystheboo
Greetings from Seattle, Washington in the US of A where sis, mom and I are all catching up on the Lilley back catalogue, wondering how we’ve missed out for so long. Anyway, <ba-deep!>
Received a text just now from sis I thought I’d share with y’all: “(sister’s boyfriend’s name) was diagnosed with gout today so his doctor gave him a boot to wear on that foot. He’s limping around now, looking like S.mouse.”
- Christine Cameron
The student nightclub i work in played slap my elbow tonight!!! I didn’t realise until about half way through and i got so excited i forgot most of the order i was making. :D
JUST as carnivores are putting less meat on their forks in disgust at the Four Corners expose on cattle slaughter in Indonesia, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals launches its ”Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity” competition (how’s that for a segue). Chris Lilley, the Angry Boys comedian who stomped his foot at age five and refused to eat meat, is sexy in a multi-dimensional nonchalant sort of way and polling quite well. Lilley is up against a cast of hundreds, among them Bill Clinton, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Ian McKellen, Russell Brand, Steve Jobs, Daniel Johns, Andrew G and the un-vegetarian-sounding Kevin Bacon.